Overheard

In the car, we are listening to "If I Had a Million Dollars":

Me: Hey, Cammy, this band is called the Bare Naked Ladies. Isn't that silly?

Cam: What's silly about it?

Me: Well, because they're not naked and they're not ladies.

Cam: And they're not bears, either.

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At a restaurant, we are finishing up lunch:

Cam: (turning red with effort) Mommy! I'm going poo poos!

Me: (quietly) Ok, buddy. Thanks for letting me know.

Cam: (loudly) Mommy, why does poo poo come out of my bum bum?

Me: (smiling apologetically at the man sitting within earshot) Um. . .I don't really know, buddy. That would have been a good question to ask the doctor at your check-up.

Cam: Mommy, you pretend to be the doctor, and I'll be Cammy.

Me: Um. . .

Cam: (loudly, oh so loudly) DOCTOR, WHY DOES POO POO COME OUT OF MY BUM BUM?

Me: Uh. . .

Cam: BECAUSE IT LOOOOOOOOVES TO SEE MY DIAPER!!

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In our livingroom, looking out the open window

Me: Oh, there's Mr. S walking his doggy.

Cam: (screaming) HI!! HI MR. S!!!!!

Mr. S: (chuckling) Hi!

Cam: WE'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU!

Mr. S: . . .